May 2013
multipack:
excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed
jesuschristvevo:
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
me when I wake up: why
me trying to find something to wear: why
me looking in the mirror: why
me having to engage in social contact: why
me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
arcticblackeys:
angelwithwormstache:
portablemiah:
benskid:
portablemiah:
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
“white people funded the united states” go...
toddhewit:
you could have reblogged that from me
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
hate:
it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired
guccified:
For everybody who reblogs this I will scroll through your blog and leave a message in your ask box on how I predict your life is like. What kind of a person you come off to me as/ what your interests and hobbies are. I will also leave nice little compliments (this was not my original idea, I just would like to do it)
lolsofunny:
rangerkimmy:
lovemick3y:
“high school will be the best four years of your life”
“college is so much better”
(lol here!)
64kbps:
atherys:
64kbps:
why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything
because we’ll never have relationships of our own
ow
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
iantofish-moriartyspiderr:
horanjays:
thewholockiansareinthetardis:
everhaynes:
omg no fucking way
you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?
and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?
and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?
HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.
YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.
i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at...
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
creapy:
if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
e-n-o:
*shy but actually a sex freak*
friend: so who's your celebrity crush?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
fuckyeahlaughters:
“please grab your homework on your way out of class”
foreveralone-lyguy:
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
rhydonmyhardon:
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
