get to know me meme: 1/5 favorite female characters: ELLE WOODS
"If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a bonehead."
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
*tells friend good news*
friend: “yeah but…”
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
“hit me with your best shot”
omg i was going to reblog this anyway and then motherfucking kanye appears
Kanye makes this whole thing perfect